Humorous Poems, Stories, Etc

Story Name	Date Posted	Author
TORnsibs take on the Pants Game	12/01/03	Robin of Buckland & TORnsibs
The suspicious Letter	12/01/03	Phoenix Edhelwen
SIX DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON WITH THE LOTR CAST	12/01/03	TORnsibs
OF SANTA CLAUS AND THE ELVES OF THE NORTH	12/01/03	Griffin Hagle
LotR Action Figures	12/01/03	dudalb
LotR More Manly & Womanly	12/01/03	TORnsibs
New Years Resolutions	12/01/03	TORnsibs
Dr. Seuss' LotR	12/01/03	Blue Wizard
Fake News Report	12/01/03	Prankster
Elrond and Judge Judy	12/01/03	Kimi
Filler
Boromir's Gift	09/15/03	Sue
Attack of the Frog People	09/15/03	cxo
"There and Back Again"- A TORnsib's Tale	09/15/03	Thevina
Lord of the Rings, The Musical!	09/15/03	Cynthia Douglas
Narn i Chin Húrin - Pocket Edition -- !Spoilers!	09/15/03	Egleriel Baranaer
The Beauty Salon Gathering	09/15/03	Pippin Took
The Iron Chef : Lembas Battle	09/15/03	Starlady
An Aussie in King Aragorn's Court	09/15/03	Coralie
The Lord of the Wedding Ring, Part 1	09/15/03	Sarah
The Parody of the Ring	09/15/03	FK
Filler
The Funniship of the Ring: Books 6 - 9. A Parody	08/15/03	Tweakenal
The Great Imp Strike of 2987	08/15/03	1kalliance
Welcome to the Denethor Memorial Clinic	08/15/03	Windfola
School Lord of the Rings Verse	08/15/03	Aragorn12345
Said Gandalf	08/15/03	ladykmr
The Lord of the Rings: an Allegory of the PhD?	08/15/03	Dave Pritchard
Agent Elrond in the Matrix of Rivendell	08/15/03	Duranwen
Frodo Potter and the Sorcerer's Ring	08/15/03	Duranwen
Dialogue from the Council of Elrond	08/15/03	Duranwen
It Came from Left Field	08/15/03	LC, HLA & MR
Saving Up for that DVD? Make Money Fast!	07/15/03	Unknown author, sent in by Ostadan
Reparation	07/15/03	Windfola
Lord of the Rings Vehicles and Custom License Plates	07/15/03	ATD
If LotR were filmed by David Lynch	07/15/03	TORn Messageboard Regulars
If LotR Took Place in the Produce Aisle	07/15/03	Beth & Claire
Hollywood Rings	07/15/03	Tosh
The TORN-sib's Burden	07/15/03	SD
If Tolkien had written Goldilocks and the Three Bears	07/15/03	Gavin Bollard
The Funniship of the Ring: Books 1 - 5. A parody	07/15/03	Tweakenal
Did the Elves Ever Use Polyester?	06/15/03	Trufflehunter
Gollum on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire"	06/15/03	Eckhardt
Ways The Lord of the Rings would be different if filmed by George Lucas	06/15/03	Messageboard Regulars
If LotR Were Filmed by Monty Python…	06/15/03	Messageboard Regulars
The Lord of the Rings at the Olympics	06/15/03	ritergrrl
Nazgul Rings	06/15/03	Gaffer
Shirrifs, Episodes 1 & 2	06/15/03	Robin Smallburrow
Six LotR Products	06/15/03	Sauron the Maia
The Mirkwood Prank Files, Part II	06/15/03	Tenshiamanda
The Tolkien Geek Test	06/15/03	Kyriel
You Might be a Wood-elf If	06/15/03	Spork
The Quest for the Dumbo-themed, Mandarin Orange with Plum Polka Dots Umbrella... Mwahahaa!!	05/05/03	ReBelPKx2
The Mirkwood Prank Files	05/05/03	Tenshiamanda
Eat Your Way Through Middle-Earth, Parts 1 to 3	05/05/03	Lillianna Charis
On their Way to Morannon	05/05/03	Dlink
The Elrond Peredhil Show	05/05/03	SR
The Flushing of the Shire	05/05/03	Gaffer
PM likened to ‘miserable’ Rings character	08/01/02	Australia’s Canberra Times
Lord of the Rings Tunes Chapter 1	08/01/02	Rana Loreus
Lord of the Rings Tunes Chapter 2	08/01/02	Rana Loreus
Lord of the Rings Tunes Chapter 3	08/01/02	Rana Loreus
Lord of the Rings Tunes Chapter 4	08/01/02	Rana Loreus
The Party of 1401	08/01/02	Frodo Hoy
What If… 500 Years From Now	08/01/02	Rhudainor
Two Hour FOTR Redux	06/01/02	VB, Kanawati & Dúnadan
TOR.N	06/01/02	Nomad
The Scouring of the Shire	06/01/02	Dawna Brandybuck of Burke-Shire
Balrog Lawsuit Press Release	06/01/02	Aragorn
In Sauron's Eye	04/01/02	SW
Fellowship of the Ring Spy Report!!	04/01/02	Mergo Webfoot
20 Questions: An Interview With Gandalf	04/01/02	Mergo Webfoot
Martha Stewart Magazine: Middle-earth Edition	04/01/02	HannahHobbit
Mother Gandalf	04/01/02	Yaksha
Of the Istari (Director's Cut)	04/01/02	Skimitar
You Might be a Hobbit if....	04/01/02	CysterCat
Who Killed Boromir	02/01/02	Draihkon
Burger King’s Rings Verses	02/01/02	Jslashxx
Greetings From Middle Earth	02/01/02	Rufus Redbeard
You might be a Hobbit if....	02/01/02	CysterCat
Harry Vs. Hobbit	02/01/02	Queen Of Rohan
The Sauron Trucking Company	02/01/02	Scott F. Brown
15 minute Fellowship of the Ring	10/01/01	Earsul
Monty Python’s Fifteen-Minute Silmarillion	10/01/01	Kyriel
Humor Contest Writings 2001	10/01/01	Misc LOTR Fans
Sauron’s Diary	10/01/01	Sauron of Maia
THE CHARGE OF THE SLOCHIRRIM	09/01/01	Earsul
LOTR Movie Parody Titles	09/01/01	TheOneRing.net MB
The LOTR Cast as Cars	09/01/01	Jester_rm
Middle-earth's Best Poker Players	09/01/01	Cactus Kev
Tolkien’s Tale Told to Tickle	08/01/01	Steve D
Treebeard (from Dr. Seuss’s "The Lorax")	08/01/01	Inferno
Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories	08/01/01	Burma, Aelric, Kyriel
If Kevin Smith directed the LotR movies	08/01/01	Burma
Monty Python’s Fifteen-Minute Silmarillion		Kyriel
Viagraquenta : The Lay of the Mortal Women		Olori Eldalie
The Latest from The College of Revisionist History		Glaze
Ode to Barlimans		TheHappyElf
Green Eggs And Lembas		Whistler
TORN Cookbook… from the message board of TheOneRing.net		Daddy Duck
Orc Feathers		Whistler
Mistakes we hope Peter Jackson will avoid in filming LOTR		Steven S
10 Scenes in LOTR Stolen From Other Films		Strider
A Day in the Life of Gandalf the Grey		Strider
15-Minute FotR Epilogue	03/01/01	Inferno
THE FILMARILLION	03/01/01	Whistler
A Day in The Life Of ButterBur	03/01/01	Strider
A Gandalf Story	03/01/01	Strider
Tolkien's Tale Told to Tickle		default@viking.dvc.edu
Everything I need to know about life I learned from Tolkien...		Dimond
Arwen, Superhero		Steve Dufour
Lord of the Rings: Hollywood Version		Mike Hess
Lord of the Rings: Hollywood Version II		Mike Hess
How Hollywood may depict characters from LOTR		Berendir
LOTR: A Musical in 3 Parts: Part I		Kristin Lindstrom
LOTR: A Musical in 3 Parts: Part II		Kristin Lindstrom