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Gandalf with his Glamdring
The Balrog jumped over the bridge
Legolas cried in fear
To see such a thing
And the Hobbits ran away with the rest

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As I was going to Mt Doom,
I met an orc with seven slaves:
Every slave had seven sacks,
Every sack had seven rabbits,
Every rabbit had seven bunnies.
Bunnies, rabbits, sacks, and slaves,
How many were there going to Mt Doom?

One

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The Witch-King Nazgul sat on a steed
The Witch-King Nazgul was finally freed
All of Sauron's steeds and all of Saran’s men
Couldn't put The Witch-Nazgul under his spell again

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Frodo and Sam went up a hill
To flee from chasing Nazgul
Frodo tried to use Sting but put on the Ring
And Sam almost cracked his skull

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