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New Years Resolutions - by TORnsibs Patty, Annael, vedhed, RosieLass, Kyriel, Steve D., Eledhwen

Boromir...The next time my brother has a dream and wants to follow it, I'll let HIM do it.
Celeborn...Whenever I start to open my mouth to speak I'll close it and let someone with a brain speak first.
Hama...The next time a wizard wants to keep his staff at the door I'll make him stay there with it.
Gimli..This year I'll stop falling for tall, gold haired women and stick to real gold.
Pippin...just because something is big and glows like a Christmas tree doesn't mean I need to get my hands on it.
Pippin...If I see a big hole in the floor this year I'll just assume it's deep and let it go at that.
Barliman...The next time I volunteer to be postman, I'll deliver, lest someone go postal on me!
Bombadil...From now on I'm gonna get myself a new agent, one with some clout!
Lobelia...Starting next year I'll push harder for what should be mine.
Maggot...Next time I see some stranger in my mushrooms I'll shoot first

-- Patty

Fatty Bolger: I won't volunteer to stay in the house alone when there are scary people around.
Elrond: Next time I'll remember that forbidding your child to do something just makes them want to do it more.
Gandalf: I will step OFF the bridge before I break it.

-- Annael

Feanor: I will not storm out of my anger management classes.
Saruman: I will CORRECTLY determine who the winning team will be before jumping on the bandwagon.
Shelob: I will quickly devour my meals before they have a chance to stab me with sharp, metallic objects.

-- vedhed

Gollum: I will save the victory celebration until I have moved at least ten feet away from the edge.
Sauron: I will put a guard around Mt. Orodruin.
Saruman: I will lock all valuable items away where that weasel Wormtongue can't get his sticky fingers on them.

--RosieLass

Merry: I will wear a gas mask the next time I have to face down a Nazgul
Theoden: I will never put my trust in anyone named after a slimy invertebrate
Witch King: I will remember that the Rohirrim don't have a problem with women in the military
Arwen: Next time I'm dating someone in my own age range!

--Kyriel

Saruman: I will treat my employees with more respect.
Ents and Entwives: I will pay more attention to my spouse's emotional needs.
Denethor: I will not believe everything I see in the media.

--Steve D

Frodo: next time Bilbo leaves me his legacy I'll refuse.
Pippin : next time a Guard of Minas Tirith suggests spending the day with his annoying son, I'll invent something else to do.

--Eledhwen

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