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LotR Action Figures - by dudalb (originally from Gregg at alt.fan.Tolkien)

  • Ring-Wearing Frodo WITH amazing disappearing action!
  • Feels-fair Strider WITH shards of Narsil!
  • Nazgul-slaying Meriadoc WITH Uzi and supersonic jet pak!
  • Many-colored Saruman WITH shimmery cloak and lightning-bolt action!
  • Helms-Deep Gimli WITH bloody axe, tally sheet and severed Orc head!
  • Special two-figure set: BDSM Galadriel in leather bodysuit WITH whip, cuffs, and "servant" Celeborn wearing studded collar! (OK, that was sick)
  • Troll-fighting Pippin WITH firing missile pak and sonic sword!
  • Fashion Conscious Tom Bombadil WITH seasonal clothing changes! (Bright blue jacket and yellow boots just wouldn't do for mid-autumn)
  • What about fighting Arwen with kung fu grip?

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