In Sauron’s Eye - All Hobbit by SW
Sung to the tune of Smash Mouth’s "All Star"

Gandalf once told me the dark lord is gonna roll ya
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shire
He was lookin' kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb
In the shape of an "S" on his forehead

Well, the Wraiths started coming and they didn’t stop coming
Head for the Hills and ya hit the ground running
Makes perfect sense just to live for fun,
You're brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with takin' the backwoods?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're a Hobbit now, get your feet on, go play
Hey now, you're a Hobbit now, get the beer on, get paid,

And the One Ring that glitters is gold
Only the Hobbits can break the mold

It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now; wait till ya get to Moria.
But the evil men beg to kill ya
A Cave Troll by the hole, in the Moria halls

The rock we climb is gettin' pretty high
The Air’s gettin' warm so we might as well fly
The Balrog's on fire, and Gandalf’s nearly floored?
'Cause that's the way he likes it and he never gets bored

Hey now, you're a Hobbit now, get your feet on, go play
Hey now, you're a Hobbit now, get the beer on, get paid,
And the One Ring that glitters is gold
Only the Hobbits can break the mold

Hey now, you're a Hobbit now, get your feet on, go play
Hey now, you're a Hobbit now, get the beer on, get paid,
And the One Ring that glitters is gold
Only the Hobbits can break the mold

Samwise once asked, could I kick some orc butts?
I need to get myself away from this place
I guess I need to get myself away from this place

I said yep,
What a concept,
I could use a little sword myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the Wraiths kept coming and they didn’t stop coming
Head through the Hills and ya hit the ground running
Makes perfect sense just to live for fun,
You're brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with takin’ the backwoods?
You'll never know if you don't go (GO)
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're a Hobbit now, get your feet on, go play
Hey now, you're a Hobbit now, get the show on, get paid,
And the One Ring that glitters is gold
Only the wizards break the mold

And the One Ring that glitters is gold
Only the Hobbits can break the mold