I didn’t know what this would mean
I can’t take my eyes off the screen
That’s what’s going on
I can’t stop reading TOR.N

I’m all out of chips
And I have to pee
I’m hungry and my eyes
Sting from staring at my screen
Illusions WETA makes
Cause my mouth to drool
I’m wide-awake and I can’t sleep
because I’m reading TOR.N
I’m up way too late
Can’t stop reading TOR.N

So I guess that Xoanon was right
looks like Arwen rescues Frodo
but she doesn’t fight.
At first I didn’t like it, now
I don’t care
I’m just so glad
That Jackson’s changes aren’t that bad
There’s just so many things
That I learn reading TOR.N

I’m all out of chips
And I have to pee
I’m hungry and my eyes
Sting from staring at my screen
Illusions WETA makes
Cause my mouth to drool
I’m wide-awake and I can’t sleep
because I’m reading TOR.N
I’m up way too late
Can’t stop reading TOR.N
TOR.N…

I think I used to have a life
I think that lady is my wife
She wants me to stop
I can’t stop reading TOR.N

I’m all out of chips
And I have to pee
I’m hungry and my eyes
Sting from staring at my screen
Illusions WETA makes
Cause my mouth to drool
I’m wide-awake and I can’t sleep
because I’m reading TOR.N

I’m all out of chips
And I have to pee
I’m hungry and my eyes
Red and burning from my screen
I’m up way too late
Can’t stop reading TOR.N
TOR.N