Sung to the tune of "Walk Like and Egyptian" by the Bangles

All those hairy legs dancin’ round, each one with a black nasty claw
But it’s not the worst (oh-ay-oh) the worst is her fangs and gaping maw
All those evil eyes starin’ down, right at you like you’re a tasty meal
You’re thinking "Damn!" (oh-ay-oh) "That Gollum, he must have made a deal!"

Master we’d better run for cover (way-oh-way-oh, ooway-oh-way-oh)
Child of Ungoliant

The next thing you’re runnin’ away, but then you bounce off a rubber wall
"Sam! What the hell?" (oh-ay-oh) A spider web! Guess we’d better stall
Then you grab your blade, hack and slash, but nothing can cut the silky
threads
Then you turn around (oh-ay-oh) It’s Shelob! This girl is sporting dreads!

Grab the glass of Galadrie-el (way-oh-way-oh, ooway-oh-way-oh)
Child of Ungoliant

[Guitar solo]

[Whistles melody… with an occasional ‘gollum’]

[drums only]
Sting cut the web, free at last! now quick you are on the move again
Where’d Frodo go? (oh-ay-oh) he’s running like mad, he can’t defend!

[music comes back in]
So you run as fast as you can, go faster he’s almost out the door!
Then Gollum strikes! (oh-ay-oh) You find yourself sprawled on the floor
You’re so mad now you can’t contain the fury, poor Gollum couldn’t know
Samwise the strong! (oh-ay-oh) Now Gollum says, "time for me to go!"

Frodo’s laid out and Shelob’s drooling! (way-oh-way-oh, ooway-oh-way-oh)
Child of Ungoliant
Child of Ungoliant…