(sung by Gollum)
Sung to the song of the same name by Tom Jones

Author’s comment: I find it brings a whole new meaning to the "Whoa"s at the end. And it brings out a happy, upbeat side of Gollum.

It’s not unusual to be possessed by a ring.
It’s not unusual to be obsessed by a ring.
But if anyone ever stole my precious thing,
It’s not unusual to hear me cry
"You’re gonna die."

It’s not unusual to seek for the Precious
It’s not unusual to sneak for the Precious
If I should ever want to find that Baggins,
It’s not unusual to track him all the day
No matter what they say

You’ll find me following the whole time
He will never do
What I want him to
Why can’t that precious thing be mine?

It’s not unusual to try to save the little ring
It’s not unusual, look what I gave for the ring
And now I’ve got my little Precious for all time,
It’s not unusual to find I’m falling into Doom…

Whoa whoa whoa whoa… etc.