Sung to the tune of "Surfing USA" by the Beach Boys

 
Before we vanished into ocean our life was gay
You could see everyone surfing at Eldalonde bay
You’d see them amidst the blue waves or on the golden shore
Alas, that was the old times, Númenor is no more.

You’d catch them surfing at North Cape,
At Bay of Andúnie, near the Rómenna Haven,
Nindamos’ white beach. All over the coast comes the folk of Arandor.
Everybody’s gone surfing, surfing Númenor.

At first we planned out a route we’re gonna take real soon
But we got tired of the old shores, we wanted something new
We’re all gone for the west now to find an Elvish shore
Tell the Valar we’re surfing, surfing Númenor.

As we landed our feet on Eressean sand
And took out our surfboards in that foreign land
All over Númenor arose a savage storm
And the world was changed; Númenor is no more.