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Once there was this guy who
Found out he was king and had to go save the world.
But when he finally came back
His face had turned from young to real old
He said that it was from when
He find to Gollum.

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Once there was this man who
Had to go away and he left this little ring
But when Frodo found it
Gandalf said keep it hidden, Baggins
He couldn't quite explain it
Though he went and found out why.

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But both guy and man were glad
'Cause one kid had it worse than that

'Cause then there was this boy who
Had to go to Mordor and destroy a little ring
And when he finally got there
Gollum cut off his finger for the ring.
He wouldn’t quite explain it.
The ring had got control of him.

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