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10 Things Galadriel Would Never Say - Elvensmiths & Co.

10. Celeborn, honey?
9. Legolas is prettier than me.
8. Sauron is my evil brother.
7. I had a love child with Elrond, 2000++ years ago and we forgot all about it.
6. (Snort!)
5. Will you take a bath in my mirror, Frodo Baggins?
4. Huh?
3. "We’re the King and Queen of Hearts, tell me when the music starts…"
2. I’m so, like, you know! Kind of, like… you know!
1. I am not your Elizabeth! I am no man’s Elizabeth! (harharhar)


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