YOU MAY BE A LOTR NERD IF...

10.You write more than three fan fics every day.
9.You name your cat Narsil.
8.Every year you go to the Renaissance festival every year dressed like Frodo.
7.In art class while using papier-mâché you make a Legolas bust.
6.You find yourself chanting"Minas Morgul Minas Morgul".
5. Your Christmas tree is weighed down by nine FOTR ornaments.
4.  You re-enact the bridge at Khazad-Dum scene " You shall not pass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", while letting your dog inside.
3.At every chance you get you say,  "Alas, alas, dark tidings I bring".
2.You spend over fifty dollars on LOTR role playing pewter figures.
1. Whenever the books describe what the characters are eating, you run to the kitchen and make it.