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Top 10 Changes to LOTR if Made by Austin Powers Fans - WBR, Jr.


10. Sauron refers to the ring as his mojo.
9. "That's not an elven princess--it's a man, baby!"
8. When Bilbo tries to leave Bag End with the ring in his pocket, he tells Gandalf: "How did that get in there? This sort of thing ain't my bag."
7. Sauron opts for the Nazguls when no horses with fricken laser beams attached to their heads are available.
6. Gimli is Mini-Me.
5. Aragorn goes around judo chopping everyone.
4. The ground-shaking footsteps in Moria are Fat Bastard.
3. "Let it be" is sung by the one-and-only Mr. Burt Bacharach.
2. Barad-dur curiously looks like Big Boy.

…And the number-one change is:

1. Boromir keeps asking Frodo: "Is everything--you know--proportionate down there?"
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