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10 Ways LOTR Would Be Different if Made by Disney - Keeper of Insanity
  1. The Balrog would be a cute, harmless mouse named Mickey
  2. When Strider gets crowned king, he stands on top of a huge rock with all the animals on the ground below, bowing before him
  3. Gandalf wouldn't have fallen in Moria (there is no more balrog, remember?)
  4. Bill the pony can talk!
  5. There would be a lot of songs… no, not soundtrack-type songs, sing-along songs!
  6. Arwen flies around the set on a magic carpet
  7. Gimli would sing "Hi-ho, hi-ho…"
  8. Frodo and Sam chase after a white rabbit, tumble down a tunnel, and end up in Mordor
  9. The Oliphaunt would wear a funny yellow hat and is able to fly with the help of a magic feather
  10. Treebeard teaches the meaning of 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' to Merry and Pippin


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