Untitled, sung to the tune of "If You Don't, Don't" by Jimmy Eat World
What’s wrong Frodo
Don’t they treat you
Like they should?
Did you take ’em for it?
Every Ringwraith that you could?
We once walked out
Of the Shire and once
I almost used your pipe
Oh how I dreamed to
Finally smoke such leaf
Then only to lay back
Don’t you know
I’m shootin‘, slashing 009
Past midnight
You know I miss you
Don’t you know that I miss you?
Bree and Lorien on Tuesday night
I would write a book from
Rivendell mile, toast to you
Your mithril, your smile
Up the stairs at the Weathertop
A wraith each place you hide
If you don’t don't know
Why would you say so?
Would you keep this
Ring out of Mordor,
If you don’t know
Why would you say so?
Won’t you keep this ring secret?
If you don’t, know Frodo
Won’t you just say so?
And he needs this ring
More than he ever did
If you fail, then Frodo we all fail
Here to help you, come on
Let‘s make a fellowship
Should have never headed
Into the mines
Of Moria
On the road you’ve seen such things
‘Been so long,
He’s felt he needs rings, but
Even if his heart would listen
The Ring couldn’t explain
If you don't don't know
Why'd you say so?
Would you please
Destroy the One Ring?
If you don’t know
Why would you say so?
Won’t you destroy the Dark Lord?
If you don’t know, Frodo
Why'd you just say so?
'Cause he needs his ring
More than he ever did did
If you don’t well, Frodo
Sauron wins
If you don’t well, Frodo
Evil wins
So here we are now
A sip of wine a puff of pipe-weed
Someday maybe, maybe
Someday Men won’t have greed
And I’m sorry that
I’m way too tall
I drank my Ent-drought
No longer tall
Took a full pint
and a whole half
Then never
could make Balrogs laugh
If you don’t don't know
Why would you say so?
Would you use the ring
If you had to?
If you don’t know
Why would you say so?
Won’t you resist the Dark Lords?
If you don’t know, Frodo
Why'd you just say so?
Sauron was beaten
Yeah he crumbled again
Let‘s go home, well Frodo
beat Sharkey,
And if you go, well Frodo
To Havens

And when I come, well Frodo
Let’s meet up
If you must go, Frodo,
Frodo, I can‘t come.