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MOON LETTERS : TOOKISH TICKLERS
Basssket Case (to the tune of Green Day's "Basket Case") - Ufthak
On the way to Mordor, Gollum stops, picks up a guitar from nowhere and begins to sing and play, eyes staring wildly. Frodo quickly gets a bass and Sam plays the drums from a wheelchair (music video reference)
Do they have the time, to lisssten to usss whine
About the Ring and all the thingsss that we wantsss, Precious?
We are one of thossse schizophrenic foolsss,
Gnawing tasssty bonesss no doubt about it!
Sometimes the wraithsss give ussss the creepsss
Sometimesss Master playsss tricksss on me
It all keeps adding up; we think we're cracking up! (Precious!)
We'll fall to our poor death inssside Mount Doom!
We went to Shelob'sss Lair, pretended that we cared
She said to bring her meat she could bring down
We went to the Dark Lord, he stopped us being bored!
We wants the Precious, then we'll bring him down!
Sometimes the wraithsss give ussss the creepsss
Sometimessss Master plays tricksss on me
It all keepssss adding up; we think we're cracking up!
We'll fall to our poor death inside Mount Dooooooooooom!
I'll post the real words here --Ufthak
Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything that I want?
I am one of those melodramatic fools, neurotic to the bone no doubt about it
(CHORUS)
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up; I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid or am I just stoned?
I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams, she says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a whore, he said my life's a bore, so quite my whining cos it's bringing her down

repeat CHORUS

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