A.M.A.N. sung to the tune of "Y.M.C.A." by the Village People

EL-DAR, By Cuivienen, I say
EL-DAR, Now that you have come in, I say
EL-DAR, Won't you follow me far? I say
MANWE KNOWS WHERE YOU ARE.
EL-DAR, There's no need to feel fear, I say
EL-DAR, you can have some good cheer, If you
FOL-LOW me to Aman today, Cause there
IS NO TROUBLE I SAY

It's fun to live down in A M A N
It's fun to live down in A M A eh-N!
It's the grand Blessed Realm
It's the undying lands
Better than two Disneylands.
It's fun to live down in A M A N
It's fun to live down in A M A eh-N!
Come and see the Two Trees,
You can have a good meal
It is not much of an ordeal

EL-DAR, Melkor knows you're alive, I say
EL-DAR, if you want to survive, then the
VA-LAR will help you out this way, We will
TAKE YOU TO AMAN TO STAY.
EL-DAR, Follow me on the road, I say
EL-DAR, you will never grow old, so then
EL-DAR, travel with Orome, I will
TAKE YOU TO AMAN TO STAY.

It's fun to live down in A M A N
It's fun to live down in A M A eh-N!
It's the grand Blessed Realm
It's the undying lands
Better than two Disneylands.
It's fun to live down in A M A N
It's fun to live down in A M A eh-N!
Don't stay in Middle-Earth
It's more fun where we are.
And it really is not too far.

EL-DAR, Are you listening to me? I say
EL-DAR, You can frolic care-free, I say
EL-DAR, we all want you to come, although
ULMO THINKS THAT IT'S DUMB
VAL-AR, can you see us, I say
VAL-AR, they are slow as a bus, Those Te-
LER-I. Will they all make it there? Aman
IS MORE FUN WHEN WE SHARE!

It's fun to live down in A M A N
It's fun to live down in A M A eh-N!
It's the grand Blessed Realm
It's the undying lands
Better than two Disneylands.
(Repeat and fade)