Sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music

Stay-at-home Arwens
Not bumping Glor-fin-del
Lorien's seperate
Not part of Riv-en-dell
Elves' ears all pointy
and balrogs with wings
These are a few of my favorite things!
(music)
Bombadil leaps from the page to the movie
Seeing Old Willow Man, that WOULD be groovey
Barrow-wrights, Goldberry
smiles they would bring
These are a few of my favorite things

Dim the lights down!
Bring the sound up!
Roll the film. I'm glad
Despite all my worries
these movies THEY'LL ROCK ME!
and then I won't feel
so bad.