Sung by Peter Jackson to the Tolkien purists & other critics, to the tune of "My Life" by Billy Joel

I don't need you to worry for me this is my film!
I don't need you to tell me it's not in the book
I don't want you to keep telling me it's not my film.
Jump the gun with opinions,
And don't even look.

Ooooh-I never said
I wouldn't use the book for reference.
I never said I wouldn't make changes
to make film sense

I raised the dough
So you can blow!
And you can bitch and whine
But not on my time!

I don't care what you say anymore
this is my film!
I don't want you to point out
an elf or a gnome!
I'm annoyed with your nitpicking now
this is my film!
Go ahead make your own film
and leave me alone!

Ooooh keep it to yourself
it's my film.
Ooooh keep it to yourself
it's my film.