Sung to the Bob Dylan tune

Gandalf's in the back yard
Mixing up the fireworks
I'm in the pantry
Thinking about the party
The man on the dark house
Ring out, rode off
Says he serves the dark lord
Wants to get it paid off
Look out kid
It's somethin' you did
Eru knows when
But you're doin' it again
You better hide down the Green Way
Lookin' for a new friend
The man in the Prancing Pony
In the Bree Inn
Wants eleven silmarils
You only got ten
Merry gets the black breath
Face full of black thoughts
Talkin' that the room put
Bolsters in the bed but
The rooms attacked anyway
Strider says that many say
They must bust in early May
Orders from the E.O.
Look out kid
Don't matter what you did
Walk on your tip toes
Don't try the ring on
Better stay away from those
Black riders on the road
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don't need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows
Get sick, get well
Hang around Varda's well
Ring bell, hard to run
If anything we lost the sun
Try hard, get lost
Get back, chew frost
Get stabbed, jump back
Join ol' Strider, if you fail
Look out kid
You're gonna get hit
By Orcses, Gollums
Nine times riders
Hang around the white fords
Monster by the gate pool
Lookin' for a new fool
Don't follow Gollum
Watch his tricksy sporran.
Ah get stung, keep warm
Orc pants, romance, learn to fight
Get dressed, get blessed
Try to be a hero now
Lobelia, Otho, Lotho, take gifts
Don't steal, don't lift
Twenty years of foolin'
And they put you on the Mordor shift
Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Better jump down a spider hole
Light the elven candle
Don't wear wades
Try to avoid the spiders
Don't wanna be a orc
You better use a fork
The Ring don't work
'Cause Sauron left the shower on.