Sung to the tune of "I Want It That Way" by Back Street Boys

It is his fire
His one desire
Believe when he says
"Smeagol says go this way"

That he is bound to the ring
And he has no heart
When he says
"Give it to me, my precioussssss."

Tell me why
Why are hobbits so nassssty?
Tell me why
Why can't they just give you the precious?
Tell me why
Why don't they ever hear you say
"Give me my preciousssss"

They tried to hurt him
But he bit them right back
Yes, I know
Frodo's the nice one
But Gollum wants his Precioussss

Tell me why
Why are hobbits so nassssty?
Tell me why
Why can't they just give you the precious?
Tell me why
Why don't they ever hear you say
"Give me my preciousssss"

Now I can see Frodo's falling apart
He's not the same as he used to be, yeah
No matter the distance, I want him to know
That deep down inside of me…
It is my fire
My one desire
Precious, precious, precious, precious

They never hear me say-ay-ay-ay-ayaya
Give me my precious
Smeagol wants his precious
They never wanna trust me
Just cuz of Shelob's lair

(Chorus)